What did the strawberry ever do to anyone? Why can't it just be left alone? Is there some Frankenstein experiment funded with bail out money to mutilate the strawberry and conjoin it with some other fruit that can't stand on it's own. Strawberry kiwi, Strawberry banana, Strawberry rhubarb, Strawberry mango, Strawberry guava the list goes on. It's like the Strawberry is the bacon of the fruit world. "Bananas aren't sellin Bob." "Put some strawberries in with them. Strawberries make everything better."
Don't like kiwi throw some strawberries in there, instant good.
Don't like hot dogs wrap some bacon around it, instant good.
Must be why bacon and strawberries get top billing. Don't go there...
The comprehensive list of ingredients that strawberries can be combined with RUM, chocolate, cream and sugar.
Hmmmm, bacon with strawberries, deep fried, Oh no I think that would be going to far!
ReplyDeleteRUM makes everything better. RUM is the strawberry and bacon of the beverage world.
ReplyDeleteAnd sorry, but the kiwi-strawberry vitamin water with malibu = YUM.
What happened to you in your childhood that you are so protective of the strawberry?
ReplyDeleteStrawberry makes everything good. Don't try to ruin my dessert with some nasty raspberries! Strawberry wins every time!
ReplyDeletestrawberry's with sour cream and brown sugar! muwahahaha a different kind of yummy. Oh and excuse me vitamin water with any additives is disgusting.
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